The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared porn the woman an 'actrice', crot bokeh or bokep bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure bokep passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, porn and memek sex porn as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is crot genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokeh of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners crot and memek 'manipulation', crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing porn line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to crot screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education bokep comes from porn, porn where loud porn always equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what porn you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most bokep likely reason women were noisy porn during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


Paris